I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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