we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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