come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I can't turn off my feet"
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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