Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
When did angry sex become our thing?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize