Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I think I'm allergic to vodka. Or people getting engaged. One or the other. I want to die.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
my nose is crying tears of wow.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
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