you'll never believe how fucking awesome rain man is when you're stoned.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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