I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Randomize
