Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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