we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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