he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
fyi, she knows we call her the sperm bank. watch your back.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Here's the "to do" list i just found on my phone: buy stripper pole, make sex playlist, buy febreeze
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