well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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