I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
so I woke up this morning and on their fridge, the first item on the shopping list was my virginity.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Help me help you realize you are a moron
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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