Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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