Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
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