last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
3pm strippers are depressing
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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