I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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