considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
We got the possum out of our house. We built a maze with our empty kegs and chased it with brooms.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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