your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Exotic beer tasting at my apt right now and by that I mean I bought random beer and I'm drinking it on my balcony
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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