Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
So technically I made out with my second cousin this weekend... But it's by marriage and I'm adopted, so it's ok.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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