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My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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