new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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