What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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