Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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