i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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