why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
juast therw a cheeeeesestirng over the fnce. stuckit to sombodys car winheild... gonna luagh if i find it mlted in the mrning.
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Randomize
