i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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