I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
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