We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
You know you have crossed to the dark side of marriage when a nap is more important than jacking off
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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