It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Woke up this morning with girl, I ask her for some gum. She says "there's a guest toothbrush for the boys in my bathroom". I can't decide whats worse, that she has a shack brush or that I actually used it
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
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