I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Decided to write a book called "girls don't poop and other myths I wish I still believed in"
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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