it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
Randomize
