You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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