oh god the rape fog is back!
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
Know what I do when I'm in that mood? Whenever anyone talks to me I just hiss like a cat. They go away.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Pants are for mortals
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
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