i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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