Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Your cock deserves a montage
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
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