The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
dude, the building's fire alarm was going off for over an hour last night and you didn't move
that's ok, when I'm passed out drunk I'm impervious to flame
New low. Found an ant nibbling on my last xanax. Flicked it away and popped it in my mouth anyways.
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
I love you like a cupcake loves an overweight child, very similar to the mannerisms of a whole cake but personal, and minus the commitment issues, plus just the right amount of icing; not to mention the convenience of mobility, and only a smidgen of the guilt😘
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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