Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
Randomize
