i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
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