some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
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