she left her pants. im pretty sure she grabbed mine on accident. im like 9 man sizes bigger than her. wtf
12 pack with dinner. Living by yourself is awesome.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
The drive thru lady at McDonald's asked how I was and I responded by opening the car door and throwing up all over the drive thru lane. Happy Sunday.
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