Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
now i know why i became what i already was.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
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