Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
And the cops are back. At least my pants are on this time
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
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