what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i think i left my bra at your place
It's still hanging from my ceiling fan. Please let me keep it there.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
How long does it take to cook a corndog over a candle?
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
How did she break his doorknob?
That was our fault. We put a chair under the doorknob so that she wouldn't wander out of his room in the middle of the night and jump into bed with her ex. But she's stronger than we thought.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Randomize
