I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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