My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I just want brownies and waffles and someone to lick my tits
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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