Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
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