Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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