Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
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