I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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