Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
Randomize
