When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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