4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
You know you're old when you’re masturbating and you pull your hip
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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