You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
So turns out my new assistant isn't really my assistant. The owner needed a title for his FWB so his wife wouldn't catch on. I got a three hundred a month credit limit boost on my corporate credit card instead.
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