in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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