bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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