Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
I have a new game. It's called "how weird can you act before a guy won't fuck you". I've deducted most guys are willing even if you're batshit insane.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
Randomize
