Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
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