He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
If I die, sorry about rent.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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