Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
You started laughing mid-cry and when I asked you said, "my tears taste like vodka."
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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