waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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